We're in London, continues...
Last night we had dinner with our friend Mary and her daughter Eliza. It was hilarious seeing Mary in London after having just seen her in Berkeley a couple weeks ago.
We met Eliza for the first time and she is delightful. My general impression of teenagers these days is pretty cynical so I was amazed and excited to meet Eliza who is intelligent, cultured, funny, interesting and charming. I'm looking forward to many fun dinners together.
We had dinner at Benares which was exquisitely delicious. However, we have taken Benares off our restaurant list, they are the rudest restaurant we have experienced in London.
Once again, when they called to confirm the reservation they informed me of the two-hour deadline for the table. Sure, ok, we can eat in two hours but I think it's completely obnoxious for them to emphasise it on thte phone.
John and I arrived first so they seated us in the bar where we got champagne. Mary and Eliza arrived ten minutes later but the hostess rushed us all to the table with comments about "you cannot bring a child into the bar" and "there is a two-hour limit on the table." WTF? Eliza is 16. Child? I think not. And, once again, the dining deadline is mentioned.
On the phone they had told me they would not be seating us in the main dining room but in the side room off the bar. I said that was fine as long as it was non-smoking. She assured me it was but there were people smoking at the bar nearby so that was pretty rude.
But that is only the beginning of rude. The waiters are the rudest we've ever had. When we sat down in the bar the waiter offered us a drinks menu. John said no need for the menu, we would just have champagne and were there choices. The waiter said, "Well, that is why I was trying to give you a menu!" Yes, he said it in that tone. Hilarious!
When we ordered dinner we said we would all be sharing. The waiter made an indignant face and said, "You do not share at Benares." Wow!
Considering that they gave us a two-hour deadline you would think the service would be fast. Nope. It took forever for them to bring us our bottle of champagne and even longer to bring the second bottle when we'd finished the first. Tired of waiting, John called over a waiter to ask about the champagne and the waiter said, "please ask the head waiter" and walked away. Ok but where's our champagne? LOL.
During dinner, the waiters made inane comments about the food they were serving us, as if we had never had Chicken Tikka before. When the rice arrived a waiter went to each of us and insisted on putting a spoonful of rice on each of our plates, even though we told him several times to please put the rice on the table so we could decide who wanted rice and how much. That was so weird.
We went over our two-hour deadline, once again, of course. And did they throw us out? Did they even mention we had passed the deadline? No. Were there empty tables in the restaurant? Yes. So what is up with this two-hour deadline they inflict on everyone?
Yea, we're done with Benares. Their food is delicious but for £350 I expect a better experience. We actually prefer Moti Mahal and The Red Fort who both have amazing food and charming, polite staff.
But, in spite of the rudeness of Benares, we had a wonderful evening with Mary and Eliza and look forward to seeing them often in London.