We're in California for a while continues...
Our vacation in Los Angeles:
Today was the reason we came to L.A.: John's presentation. In the morning we went to a gigantic mall to the Apple Store to buy a remote control for his Keynote slide presentation. I had made a reservation at The Ivy for lunch and we were pleased to discover it was walkable from the mall. Not much in L.A. is walkable.
While waiting for The Ivy to open we walked around the neighborhood a bit. Some amazing clothing stores that sold clothes that were so gorgeous, so elaborate, that I can't think of an occasion to wear them. Sigh.
We made our way back to The Ivy, which was described as popular with celebrities in spite of its bad service. Hmm, ok. Well, there were no celebrities but the service was excellent. Goes to show you can't believe everything you read on the web.
Next to us was a beautiful woman named "Amber" who was lunching with a friend. She was so beautiful that it was obvious that she had been assisted in defying whatever nature had actually given her. None of it looked fake, it just didn't look real.
She was a hoot. She sent back everything. Everything. First she sent back her champagne because it had raspberry juice in it, instead of actual raspberries. They brought her champagne with raspberries in it. Then she sent back her crab. This is what she said:
Amber: "This crab isn't cold. I like my crab to be cold."
Waiter: "Sometimes it's warm because we cook it fresh."
Amber: "I don't know if it's fresh if it's not cold."
The waiter takes away the crab. He returns to inform Amber it will take a few minutes because they are putting the crab on ice to chill it.
Amber: "Not the crab I just returned to you, I hope!"
Waiter: "Oh no, it will be fresh."
Jan's thoughts: Get a clue lady. It's already fresh crab, they just cooked it. And why shouldn't they put the crab that you just sent back that had one bite taken out of it, on ice and re-serve it to you? It's certainly what you deserve. BTW, you've had so much botox you're not going to be able to taste it anyway so what difference does it make?
Hilarious!
Yes, that is a photo of the bathroom at The Ivy. Considering how many celebrities have peed in there (or worse), I just had to take a photo. Wow, I sat on the same seat as... whoever. It's just funny. And more than a little weird.
After lunch we returned to the hotel for John to put the finishing touches on his presentation. Then we drove across L.A. to the USC Film School. It was quite amazing to be there, with the George Lucas connection and the building named after Robert Zemekis. The school is doing a lot of cool stuff and we were very impressed. John's presentation went really well and the students were enthusiastic and appreciative.
They did a really interesting thing during John's presentation that I've never seen anywhere else: they all did instant messaging with each other that was projected on a screen for all to see. It was really interesting.
After John's presentation we went back to the hotel for another stunning dinner at Asia de Cuba. I was very very bad. Yes, I had dessert. Whatever. I can starve myself when we get back to Berkeley. I only have a week to get thin for London so I think I'll be living on sparkling water and clementines oranges. Yummy.
Tomorrow we return home to Berkeley. And thanks to the bastards at United Airlines we're driving. We had a nice time in L.A. but it will be great to get back home.








