John is in Japan and I'm in California continues...
OK, now you know I'm totally bored when I start writing about nothing. But that always happens when I'm about to travel. I get really itchy and start blogging about nothing. Well, it's my blog, so there. BTW, the photo is some champagne glasses that are discontinued so I just bought the last ones.
I wanted to mention a hilarious story about our credit card. Well, hilarious is one way of looking at it. When John was in Germany, Visa froze our credit card. No surprise, really. Visa freezes our credit card often. So, I called them and got their security department.
They have a new security routine. Be afraid, be very afraid. They asked me three bizarre questions and if I got even one of them wrong they would not unfreeze my card. I was a little concerned because I didn't want John to end up washing dishes in Germany to pay his hotel bills.
First question: "Which of the following counties have you never lived in?" Yikes. That means they are looking at my credit history report that shows everywhere I've ever lived. Talk about privacy invasion! I got that one right, in spite of her crazy mispronunciation of Alameda County where I currently live. I can't remember the second question; it was wacky but I got it right.
Then the third question: "Which of the following is the birthdate of Mark Hanford?" I said, "Who the f*ck is Mark Hanford?" (By then I was fed up with the nature of their loonie security questions and was afraid of my card not getting unfrozen and then not being able to buy any more iTunes downloads and my life would be a misery.) She said: "Correct, ma'am, none-of-the-above." It was a trick question, they made up a name of someone I was not related to. Do they have a list of the names of my family? Privacy invasion, definitely.
Now the best part. After passing their three bizarre privacy-invasion questions it was time to verify some recent charges. This is always my favorite part because I have no idea what John is buying and he has no idea what I'm buying so there really is no way for us to verify anything. By "my favorite part" I mean the worst part because I enjoy sarcasm. You didn't know that about me, did you?
She read off my recent iTunes purchases which were declined, my J. Jill purchases (crack addicts tell me how cute I look thanks to J. Jill) and then a third very large dollar amount from a source that was not easily understood. I asked her to spell it. She tried but since she was the female equivalent of a neanderthal (at least she was in the U.S., I think) she had a hard time. There was a lot of mistaking s for f and t for p, etc. Finally it rang a bell and I said, "Oh, that must be the hotel my husband was staying in. Is the charge from Germany?" Her answer: "It doesn't say what state it's from, ma'am."
She got me, I was speechless.
I did reply, "Germany is a country." Omg, she said again that it didn't list what state the charge was from. I told her it was fine, it was the hotel my husband was staying in and the charge was correct. Then she said, "Oh, is he traveling? Where is he traveling?" And I said: "um.... Germany. You know, the state that you said wasn't listed on the charge."
"Well, I hope he's having a nice time. You can tell him I reactivated his credit card. Have a nice day, ma'am."
John is in Japan now and, so far, my credit card is still working. Fingers crossed.